"Nice Things" by Ahmerst

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Title: Nice Things
Author: Ahmerst
Reader: Kitsune Heart
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dirk/Dave
Rating: Explicit
Length: 1:51:23
Cover: Ahmerst
Background music: Dreams (B.B.B.F.F. Remix) by TripleBlueShell

Summary:

Dave knows his bro is into some weird stuff. Knows he runs a questionable paysite with a smorgasbord of kinks. And yeah─ that’s really… something. Something he tries not to think over too much. But when he comes home one night to find Dirk in a dress and a deal on the table, he can’t ignore it any longer.

Download links:

Tindeck mp3
Archive Link: Forthcoming

Make sure to check out Ahmerst’s fic itself for some amazing artwork!

Cross posted at amplificathon, AO3, and Tumblr

Title: Lee Shore
Chapter: 1

Author: JumpingJackFlash
Read by: thegeekgene

Streaming link: http://tindeck.com/listen/rwps
Filesize: 7.54 mb
Length: 8:14

Kitty, Kitty

Title: Kitty, Kitty
Author/Reader: anonymous
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Disciple c3< Dolorosa, Disciple <3< Ψiioniic, Disciple <> Darkleer, Disciple <3 Sufferer
Rating: Teen
Length: 1:39
Summary: A filk of an Alternian warmblood work song.
Links: Soundcloud (download should be enabled?)
Notes: Melody adapted from a gandy dancing song (13:05 - warnings on video for the n-word) with influences taken from Scottish waulking songs; lyrics by performer.

英雄色好, or, Friendleaders Like Getting Their Buckets Painted

Title: 英雄色好, or, Friendleaders Like Getting Their Buckets Painted
Author: anonymous
Read by:
anonymous
Streaming link:
Soundcloud (download supposedly enabled)
Filesize: 
6.4 MB
Length:
13:24
Warnings: R-rated for sexual content, old jossed fic, bad Chinese pronunciation, badly accented Japanese, political opinions not shared by author or reader

Title: Unwanted Free Ugly Troll
Chapter:
11
Author: coldhope / ceruleancynic
Read by:
CherryMilkshake
Streaming/download link: 
http://tindeck.com/listen/qhtc
Filesize:
8.16 MB
Length:
8.54
Warnings:
none

Title: The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast
Chapter:
18
Author: clumsyoctopus
Read by:
CherryMilkshake
Streaming/Download link: 
http://tindeck.com/listen/fnkv
Filesize:
17.24 MB
Length:
18.49
Warnings:
violence, Bro being a doucheballoon

Stitch Two Together [Homestuck; written by Socchan; read by Opalsong]


Title: Stitch Two Together
Author: Socchan
Reader: imageopalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Rose/Kanaya
Rating: Teen
Length: 33:55
Cover: [info]opalsong
Summary: In which Rose inadvertently starts the first inter-dimensional chapter of Stitch and Bitch, and courts Kanaya through crafts.
Links: mp3
archive link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Uniform Kink [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong & klb]


Title: Uniform Kink
Author: imageaskerian
Reader: imageopalsong and imagepodklb
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat/Equius
Rating: Explicit
Length: 15:18 [klb as Karkat; Opalsong as Equius]
             15:26 [klb as Equius; Opalsong as Karkat]
Cover: [info]opalsong
Summary: CG: I’VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN
FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN’T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH
THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN.
CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
CT: D—> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only
obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your
exquisitely tailored jacket.
CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
CT: D—> That wasn’t
CT: D—> I mean
CT: D—> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship.
CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK
THERE’S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS
ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I’D* DO ME.
Links: klb as Karkat & Opalsong as Equius       Archive Link
klb as Equius & Opalsong as Karkat

Archive Link

imagepodklb
and I recorded this podfic together and it was AWESOME!  It is a
pesterfic (chatfic) and so it is only dialogue.  We recorded it both
ways and both of us like the one where klb is Karkat and I am Equius
better but I’m posting both of them because it is interesting to hear
the different choices we make for the lines.  (for ~science~)

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock


Title: In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock
Author: bramblePatch
Reader: imageopalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: gen
Rating: Teen (for Karkat’s vocabulary)
Length: 6:17
Cover: [info]opalsong
Summary: Even the human fandom has recognized that it’s a love story. Karkat’s just disgusted that we’ve got them in the wrong quadrant.
Links: MP3
Archive Link


Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Drop It Like It’s Hot [Homestuck; written by roachpatrol; read by Opalsong]


Title: Drop It Like It’s Hot
Author: roachpatrol
Reader: imageopalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dave/Karkat
Rating: Mature
Length: 7:39
Cover: [info]opalsong
Summary: “They just watch,” John says, kicking the mop bucket into the
broom closet after a hard day’s asteroid-cleaning. “I guess chores are
like a spectator sport for trolls? It’s pretty weird! But… that’s
trolls for you!”
Links: MP3
Archive Link
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr