Title: Unwanted Free Ugly Troll
Chapter: 11
Author: coldhope / ceruleancynic
Read by: CherryMilkshake
Streaming/download link: http://tindeck.com/listen/qhtc
Filesize: 8.16 MB
Length: 8.54
Warnings: none

Title: The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast
Chapter: 18
Author: clumsyoctopus
Read by: CherryMilkshake
Streaming/Download link: http://tindeck.com/listen/fnkv
Filesize: 17.24 MB
Length: 18.49
Warnings: violence, Bro being a doucheballoon

Stitch Two Together [Homestuck; written by Socchan; read by Opalsong]

Title: Stitch Two Together
Author: Socchan
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Rose/Kanaya
Rating: Teen
Length: 33:55
Cover: opalsong
Summary: In which Rose inadvertently starts the first inter-dimensional chapter of Stitch and Bitch, and courts Kanaya through crafts.
Links: mp3
archive link

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Uniform Kink [Homestuck; written by Asuka Kureru; read by Opalsong & klb]

Title: Uniform Kink
Author: askerian
Reader: opalsong and podklb
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Karkat/Equius
Rating: Explicit
Length: 15:18 [klb as Karkat; Opalsong as Equius]
             15:26 [klb as Equius; Opalsong as Karkat]
Cover: opalsong
Summary: CG: I’VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN
FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN’T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH
THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN.
CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
CT: D—> I would most strenuously advise against it. It would only
obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your
exquisitely tailored jacket.
CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
CT: D—> That wasn’t
CT: D—> I mean
CT: D—> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship.
CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK
THERE’S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS
ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I’D* DO ME.
Links: klb as Karkat & Opalsong as Equius       Archive Link
klb as Equius & Opalsong as Karkat

Archive Link

podklb
and I recorded this podfic together and it was AWESOME!  It is a
pesterfic (chatfic) and so it is only dialogue.  We recorded it both
ways and both of us like the one where klb is Karkat and I am Equius
better but I’m posting both of them because it is interesting to hear
the different choices we make for the lines.  (for ~science~)

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock

Title: In Which Karkat Vantas and Jane Crocker Marathon the First Season of Sherlock
Author: bramblePatch
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: gen
Rating: Teen (for Karkat’s vocabulary)
Length: 6:17
Cover: opalsong
Summary: Even the human fandom has recognized that it’s a love story. Karkat’s just disgusted that we’ve got them in the wrong quadrant.
Links: MP3
Archive Link


Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Drop It Like It’s Hot [Homestuck; written by roachpatrol; read by Opalsong]

Title: Drop It Like It’s Hot
Author: roachpatrol
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dave/Karkat
Rating: Mature
Length: 7:39
Cover: opalsong
Summary: “They just watch,” John says, kicking the mop bucket into the
broom closet after a hard day’s asteroid-cleaning. “I guess chores are
like a spectator sport for trolls? It’s pretty weird! But… that’s
trolls for you!”
Links: MP3
Archive Link
Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Gotcha! [Homestuck; written by Miko; read by Opalsong]

Title: Gotcha!
Author: Miko
Reader: opalsong
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: John/Dave
Rating: Explicit
Length: 41:41
Cover: opalsong
Summary: John discovers a new and MUCH more entertaining way to fill his prankster’s gambit.
Links: MP3
Archive Link

For podklb because she’s an awesome person and super encouraging!!!

Thanks to Paraka for hosting!!

cross posted at amplificathon, my journal, AO3, and Tumblr

Title: Unwanted Free Ugly Troll
Chapter: 10
Author: coldhope / ceruleancynic
Read by: CherryMilkshake
Streaming/Download link: http://tindeck.com/listen/zflm
Filesize: 7.15 MB
Length: 7.48
Warnings: tiny trolls being insufferably adorable

Title: The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast
Chapter: 17
Author: clumsyoctopus
Read by: CherryMilkshake
Streaming link: http://tindeck.com/listen/jeqz
Filesize: 14.02 MB
Length: 15.19
Warnings: silly voices